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First-Timer Alexis Takes the Sybian Challenge
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| Times are changing, and whores like Alexis are leading the charge. Was it really so long ago that our own President was going on historical record questioning whether or not a blowjob counts as sexual intercourse? These days the questions – and the answers – have already become significantly more complex. For instance, does it still count as cheating if you’re getting fucked by some robot machine with a dong? |
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Test Driving Jackoff Technology with Arial
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| Women are so much more trusting than men. Tell a woman like Arial that this here plastic hump with a dildo stuck to it is gonna get her off good and hard and she shrugs, says ‘why not?’ and climbs aboard! I guess when you consider the kind of douchebags most women sleep with, she’s got nothing to lose. Turns out, this thing gives her a better screwing than she could ever dream of getting from an actual human being. Yes, it’s true that no man is going to stick his cock into something that sounds like a hedge-trimmer - but maybe they should! |
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Man vs. Machine in Ashley’s Tight Pussy!
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| You’re a good man who likes to see his woman happy; you’re not insecure like some guys. You even buy her vibrators and sex toys, because you know they make her feel good; and you’re even confident enough in your own penis size to buy them bigger than you are. Then you hear about these Sybian machines and you’re like, hey, she’d LOVE this! So you get her one, and before long you’ve witnessed the woman you love reduced to a senseless, quivering whore thanks to some goddamned machine; now THAT will put you through some changes. Now every time she even turns the BLENDER on, you feel like you have a two-inch prick. |
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Horny Housewife Autumn Polishes a Knob
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| The alarm clock rings, and for you it’s a cup of coffee, a kiss on the cheek and you’re off to work, leaving the wife home alone with her dusting and her soap operas... As if! No my friend, while you are off scrambling to maintain your place in the workforce, taking shit from your supervisor and sucking up to the boss, your lovely wife – not unlike Autumn, here - is home getting the hell fucked out of her by a goddamned robot. What the fuck happened to this country??? |
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